All Things Spa-like

Beer baths, bird dung facials, snake massages, the secret life of a massage therapist

Milestoned: 13 Years as a Massage Therapist

“Your hands must be soooo tired at the end of the day,” comments yet another anonymous massage client. Three minutes later: “But would you mind going deeper?” It’s been 13 years. The body count must be at 56,000. I’ve been patiently waiting for a gold pen to recognize my years of service, but may have [...]

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Beer Baths, Barbie Spa and Biblical Snakes

I’ve always had a near-fatal attraction towards weird things: Venus flytraps, naked mole rats, the steamy sex lives of chimps, Salvador Dali, Grapples (apples infused with a grape scent to make them more appealing to kids), Bjork, Inuit throat singers, Anthony Bourdain’s lunch box of bovine penis and wildebeest entrails—these things tickle my fancy. Imagine [...]

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Cat Crap Coffee, Bird Dung Facials and Nibbling Fish Therapy

If you missed the cat shit coffee craze of five years ago, it’s back, and better than before. Even Dr. Jane Goodall is backing the Vancouver-based Doi Chaang Coffee Co.’s newest product because it’s organic and sustainably collected from the wild. At $500 a pound though, it may be cheaper to fly to the Doi [...]

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Ten Years, Not Tenure

A  decade. Over 13,456 bodies served. I promised myself that I would work as a massage therapist until I paid off my student loan. That took eight years of bitter monthly payments that seemed imaginary when I looked at the percentage that was clawed off in yearly interest. It’s been 10 years this month, and last [...]

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Massage Therapy: Galloping In a New Direction

Massage therapy for animals is not a recent phenomenon. Historians have traced roots back thousands of years to Greeks who would massage both warriors and horses before battle. Equine (horse) sports massage therapy in the United States emerged most prominently in the early ’70s. Jack Meagher, a highly respected human physical and sports massage therapist [...]

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Lady of the Daytime: Life as a Massage Therapist

Behind closed doors, the life of a massage therapist is not all sunshine and lollipops. Yes, we are bathed in candlelight, our hands are supple from silky, aromatic oils and the atmosphere is designed to be like a warm hug. Clients are genuinely thrilled to see us, dream of us most hours of the day [...]

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